Guess who I saw reenacting the Lion King?
Not the president
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
(Source: boyswholooklikemollysoda)
IM SCREAMIGN
(Source: minmo)
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
(Source: tatermo)
(Source: skarvika)
imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist
(Source: kiyalunga)
