M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(Source: snoipahkat)

dampsandwich:

she blocked me on twitter, facebook, instagram, formspring, myspace, msn, youtube, and google+. however she forgot to block me on neopets. i plan on sending her some virtual roses

beachbl0ndes:

Everybody needs this on their blog.

(Source: pabstbluehipster)