As much as I love cocktails if this is what someone got me if they said “can I buy you a drink?” my pants would be on the fucking floor. Underwear too. #fatass
this is so clever.
totes awzzzzzz…….<33333333333
she’s got me like nobody
check this hand ‘cause I’m marvelous
serena + soulja boy + absinthe = PURE AWESOMENESS <333333
(Source: meme-spot)
oh rachel, u r actually always cool<333333333
