((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
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me after .003 seconds on your shitty blog
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remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
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(Source: stumpedbypatrick)
effectively explain how stuff works - Imgur
Guess who I saw reenacting the Lion King?
Not the president
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
(Source: boyswholooklikemollysoda)